Knights of Giochi Rust

Dear Kindal Marsupial, I have wanted those shoulders since I was a boy. Every night I dream of those angry red shoulders resting upon my angry white shoulders. You have been a primordial cosmic force of nature since birth. Often times, in these dreams, it is you bestowing the shoulders upon my naked frail soft body. My desire for those shoulders are only matched by my overwhelming urge to hoist you in the air by your jorts and give you the rockem sockem bopper 9000 into the sunset. Regards XOXOXO Gossip Girl, Ahab P.S. Give me those god damn shoulders